"gentlemen, you can't fight in here! this is the war room!"
-president merkin muffley in dr. strangelove or: how i learned to stop worrying and love the bomb
"i can no longer sit back and allow communist infiltration, communist indoctrination, communist subversion, and the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids."
-general jack d. ripper in dr. strangelove or: how i learned to stop worrying and love the bomb
"survival kit contents check. in them you'll find: one .45 caliber automatic; two boxes of ammunition; four days concentrated emergency rations; one drug issue containing: antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills; one miniature combination russian phrase book and bible; one hundred dollars in rubles; one hundred dollars in gold; nine packs of chewing gum; one issue of prophylactics; three lipsticks; three pair a nylon stockings. shoot, a fellah could have a pretty good weekend in vegas with all that stuff."
-major tj "king" kong in dr. strangelove or: how i learned to stop worrying and love the bomb
