it finally happened. our cats have jumped ship. i woke up this morning to find a "dear john" letter on the litter box. apparently our decision to not take them with us to florida was the straw that broke the camel's back. they opted for a romantic winter getaway at a resort/sculpture garden in ada, michigan. the place must have every amenity (or at least wi-fi, breakfast buffet, karate lessons, spa services and karaoke night) as i found these in my inbox:

i'm beginning to think that we got the raw end of the vacation deal. hope you guys have lots of fun. party like a rock star. i just don't want to get any bills for trashed hotel rooms.