a fan in a nondescript mountainous/desertous state that begins with the letter "U" writes:
"nice job on the blog. keep it up."
thank you very much for your words of encouragement. however, i can't help but notice your e-mail lacked a question. allow me to pose one for you.
"you and orhan seem to be the perfect couple. soul mates. your inamorato to his inamorata. i could go on and on. but, as we all know, every couple has their differences. what would you say are yours?"
EXCELLENT QUESTION!
besides the obvious anatomical differences ( yes, i HAD to go there) there is one other distinct divergence. orhan waxes poetically with a smooth, sultry, eastern european, dracula-esque, james bond villiany accent. while kim drones on with a pinched nasally, midwestern accent which has a tinge of canadian that she just can't seem to shake despite years of intensive speech therapy.
i hope that answers your unasked question, fan in nondescript mountainous/desertous state that begins with the letter "U". maybe it will help you tell us apart the next time you see us - unlike that embarrassing situation last time we all got together! orhan still hasn't fully recovered.
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