"MOM! you can't use MY toilet!  your butt's too big!"
sophie, 4 years old.
okay.  i knew that.  she really didn't have to confirm my insecurities. i tried to explain to her that the toilet is safety tested at over 1200 lbs. but, since she can't count much beyond 20, she wasn't impressed.
wow.  i desperately need to shave my legs.  i've really let myself go. and can somebody please tell me when we got another cat?  i have no idea why i didn't notice it until just now.  i must've really been concentrating on something else at the time.  probably was doing the sudoku puzzle.


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